“When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And for a while, I believed, that’s the kind of love I had.”
— Ace Rothstein in the movie Casino (1995).

@BlackGuyAtWork-isms Lol

So I think my male friends tend to forget that I'm a girl at times and therefore neglect to censor themselves. I appreciate this because I feel like I can ask them anything and I tend to learn a lot during these conversations. The convo below is one of those instances.
me:How often do you watch porn?
@BlackGuyAtWork:ehh, not very often
i look at pics of past broads more often than i watch videos though
me:My one friend's husband was addicted to porn lol
I'm just trying to figure out how much porn warrants an addiction
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah i dont get that
specially when its a perfectly good pussy available
me:lol. Yeah, he was married so it was available I guess you could say
@BlackGuyAtWork:was?
me:oh
they're not anymore
@BlackGuyAtWork:that sucks
she not cute?
maybe he aint wanna be fuckin here
could be she just has a wack vag
me:Yeah she's cute
@BlackGuyAtWork:but whats worse, being addicted to porn or cheating
me:cheating I guess
@BlackGuyAtWork:well at least he wasnt doin that then
me:why would he marry someone with wack pussy though?
@BlackGuyAtWork:love
it aint all bout sex
me:but men do that?
@BlackGuyAtWork:i dont know
dont know this nigga
but i imagine if women do men do as well
me:Would you marry a woman that had wack pussy for love?
@BlackGuyAtWork:if its bitch ass bitches, its bitch ass niggas
me:I thought only women were capable of sacrificing good sex for the sake of love
@BlackGuyAtWork:and no i woulndt marry a chick with wack pussy, but less than amazing, ok
sure
me:gotcha
@BlackGuyAtWork:like i dont expect the chick i marry to have the best pussy i ever had
and the chicks with the best pussy usually dumb or nasty
me:lol
@BlackGuyAtWork:or pudgy
me:hahahaha
@BlackGuyAtWork:them big bitches got work
me:Goodbye.
@BlackGuyAtWork:something bout fat girls..they look at dick like its food
like its a last meal or something
swallow everything
just want u to beat it
and u can fuck em as hard as u want...shit dont hurt them
lil girls be all soft bout it
me:I can't breathe
@BlackGuyAtWork:want u to slow down and kiss em and shit
fuck that
big bitch like go head and BEAT this pussy
it can handle it
@BlackGuyAtWorkso yeah
me:How long can you go without sex again? I forgot what you said
@BlackGuyAtWork:week or two
after that i start getting thirsty
me:then why the hell are you in a long distance relationship?
@BlackGuyAtWork:haha
i know it doesnt make sense
but i think in relationships
some infidelity is expected
and im not cheating cause i dont like her...i just bust a nut on occasion
we discussed this
no different from masturbation
me:yeah I remember
lol
so that works both ways right?
@BlackGuyAtWork:of course not
because girls dont need sex as much
me:blah
@BlackGuyAtWork:its like alcohol tolerance
me:I disagree
@BlackGuyAtWork:like men can drink more
and it takes more to get the same effect
and ur lil buzz will last all nite off one drink while itll take me 3 to get where u at
its like that
like girls are always going months without dick
no problem
thats not a guy thing
at all
me:but if you did go months without pussy what would happen?
You'd be crabby?
@BlackGuyAtWork:i dont know
ive never really gone more than a month without pussy
me:gotcha
how many times have you had sex and you haven't came? Like does that happen often?
@BlackGuyAtWork:naw
i always come
i think thats a girl issue
yeah, see, and i get a nut off when i fuck everytime
so im gonna fuck every chance i get
@BlackGuyAtWork:but pussy is just as important as sunshine
it keeps things movin
keeps niggas ambitious
shit
making money
reading books
pussy is the life force of the universe
me:but you said back when you were a virgin you were more focused, attentive in class, respectful of women
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah but i mean that was so long ago. i remember saying that because i remember talking about you getting into harvard law. but thats the virgin thing. since you didn't have sex you were all attentive and shit. i dun had sex already. i can't go back to that level of productivity. so i rely on pussy to keep me productive
@BlackGuyAtWork:id never tell my girl that though
part of being a good boyfriend and being in a relationship is keeping up the illusion
ur girl wants to believe that her vagina is the only vagina u want
me:true
do guys want to believe their peen is the only peen their girl wants?
@BlackGuyAtWork:of course
me:ok
@BlackGuyAtWork:thats part of being a good girl
making me believe that i have the best, biggest most satisfying penis u ever had
me:but my vagina will never be the only one any guy will want ever?
:(
@BlackGuyAtWork:no some guy will
like i think in the end ill be very satisfied with one girls vag, but that doesnt mean i wouldnt wanna sample someone else on occasion
me:ok
but why would you want to if you're already satisfied?
@BlackGuyAtWork:but for the most part u happy
@BlackGuyAtWork:i mean its like we married right, but ima still wanna fuck beyonce
i may not get to
but the desire still there
thats all
me:oooh ok
I get it
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah
me:well as long as there's hope for me and my vag I feel better
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah its all good
A mess right? You're welcome. Lol

“I guess I’m officially old now. You know how I can tell? I got no birthday cake or presents… Lol”

When you meet a stranger, look at his shoes. Keep your money in your shoes. (c) Michael Stipe

With the ever growing popularity of the “sneakerhead” nowadays I find comfort in those that just genuinely love kicks… No title or hype necessary.  My friend Paul is one of those people… Paul is in grad school for graphic arts… and a devout sneaker lover.  We often hit each other up to discuss what’s going on in the sneaker world and what we’re thinking about purchasing next.  Today he shared his project with me and I’d be abreast not to let you guys see it as well….  It’s a book he designed entitled “Underneath The Sneaker Box.”  I’m so proud of him! Check out the pics below… Get some more info HERE… Or follow him on twitter and let him know what you think!  Congrats Paul :)

My friends are disrespectful. Smh.

Yonzy:Mia! #HeauxsOnMyDick
Me:Blah
Yonzy:Meh.
Me::-p don't mock me! Lol
Yonzy:Someone must not be feeling too hot.
Period?
Me:No nigga
Yonzy:You can tell me.
Me:Hahahaha. Shut up! Aunt Flo is not currently paying me a visit.
Yonzy:Oh.
Yonzy:We know how you get.
Crabby.
Wabby.
Mia.
CWM
#CWM
Me:I hate you.
Yonzy:Love you too.
Love you just like I love 9th remix "Not Enough" remix.
Me:You know how I love when you describe your love for me by referencing a song... Music is my main bish... Now that's a lot of love!
lol
Yonzy:Hell yea, I like it more than the original song.
Yonzy is one of my fav music geeks... He makes me feel less alone in the world lol :-p

Back to the start (c) Lily Allen

I GOT MAIL!!!  Those that know me know that receiving mail absolutely makes my day…  :) But anyway… So in December a friend of mine had the luxury of spending 3+ weeks touring Ghana and Egypt with around 30 or so of his family members.  Jealous much?  I sure am!  Any who…  Here are some pics of a painting that he brought me back on canvas… and a bracelet.  These are easily some of the best gifts that I have ever received!  :)

Name this film....

Am I pretty?
Olive, you're the most beautiful girl in the whole world
You're just saying that
No, I'm not...I'm madly in love with you, and it's not because of your brains or your personality, it's cause you're beautiful

“You’ve had some emo tweets lately. Are you on your period?”
— © Richard Penn II.  My best friend.  Smh.

With friends like these... Who needs enemies?

This week has been rough thus far... Read how those I am closest to chose to console me... Lol
Bia....
Teri:sorry bia... work has been nuts
Me:Slut
Haha
it's ok
:(
Teri:i've been awake since 4:45am
and i am still at work
i have been a zombie all day
Me:it's fine
I just found some other hoes to vent to
Teri:BITCH
i hate you
i'm having a rough day and you tell me some shit like that
FML
Me:Bia
I won't have electricity for 1-3 days
I’m jobless
No school next year.
I HAVE NEEDS... And you weren't around... *shrugs*
Teri:awww bia... want to skype?
Me:I can't
I'm in class
and I HAVE NO ELECTRICITY SLUT. I can't waste my charge on that!
Teri:oh :(
Teri:where did the electricity go?
B...
Brandon:still no power
?
Me:No
Brandon:darn
so what u doing
Me:I dunno, probably just stay at my place for the first day… That or…
I need to find somewhere to go I guess
Brandon:well what u doing then. Your bf say anything? Offer and type of consolation? Are you just sitting there feeling sorry for yourself? Do something. This ain’t like you. Fix it.
Luke...
Me:<---Debbie Downer
Luke:i can tell
you've lost much of your muchness
netflix night?
you can pick what we watch
Me:I don't have electricity. So my laptop charge time is limited
Luke:aww, man. sorry. i forgot
Me:that coupled with my crappy internet means it would take 4 hours to watch a movie
no bueno
Wellszy...
Jay:You good?
Me:I’m…I’ll be ok.
Jay:You’ll be ok or you’re ok. What?
Me:I’ll be fine.
Jay:What’s wrong?
Me:I don’t wanna talk about it
Jay:Did I ask you what the fuck you wanted? Tell me what’s wrong.
Me:I can’t talk about it right now
Jay:I didn’t ask for a long drawn out explanation. Just tell me.
Me:Later.
Jay:You eat?
Me:I’m not hungry.
Jay:You don’t eat because you’re fucking hungry. You eat cause your body needs it. I didn’t ask you whether you were fucking hungry or not. Ugh. Well I hope you’re at work cause I just ordered your starving ass some food from Max’s. Cry baby.
Me:Smh.