This weekend was not only Mother’s Day but it was my cousin’s graduation. We had a HUGE celebration on Sunday and I’m pretty sure that I still have the itis as a result. There were LOADS of pics that I’m sure I’ll be uploading but here are the only ones I’ve gotten my hands on thus far.
<3 My fam! All of the youngins have officially graduated from college. I’m such a proud big cousin :)
Hannah:I came here to say that I don’t think we should see each other anymore…
…I don’t think we should see each other anymore …And it makes me feel stupid and pathetic to get a picture of your dick that I know was meant for someone else and you didn’t even bother to explain because I made you think that you don’t have to explain. So…
Adam:What are you asking?
Hannah:I’m not asking anything, I’m really not asking you for anything, I’ve never asked you for anything I don’t even want anything, ok? I respect your right to see and do whoever you want, and I don’t even want a boyfriend so..
Adam:What do you want?
Hannah:I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.
…And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like girl who wants to like…go to brunch and I really don’t want to go to brunch and I don’t want you to like…sit on the couch while I shop or like…even meet my friends. I don’t even want that. Ok? But I also don’t want to share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. And also, I don’t want a picture of your dick because I live very near you so if you wanted me to look at your dick, I could just come over and look at your dick. And I don’t really see you hearing me, and I don’t really see you changing so… I just summed it up… for you, and… I’m sorry that I didn’t figure it out sooner, and you must think I’m even stupider than you thought I was already. But, consider it a testament to your charms, because you might not know this but you are very very charming and I really care about you, and I don’t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me, so I’m gonna leave.
HILARIOUS.
Some pics from the last few days :)
me:I had fun, went to this comedy play about Shakespeare it was funny...Then I went out to eat at this Hibachi restaurant, to a wine loft and then Adobe Gilas for my friends bday yesterday
Brandon:o, so cultured thats nice
me:lol I guess
Brandon:yeah, thinkin bout u watchin shakespeare and readin books and shit, and listenen to old jazz on records and not cds, it kinda makes my penis hard, u like a hipster mia
me::( I don't think that makes me a hipster though B, just because I like reading, records, and plays!
Brandon:in big ass herman munster sandals
me:your hate for my shoes is so real
Brandon:i don't hate em. only you would see those and be like 'they hot i want em' nothing's wrong with that
He judges me. A lot.
Ashley got married this weekend!!! I got dressed early and had enough time to play around in photobooth while everyone else got all dolled up. More pics coming soon! :)
Prequel to Alien eh? This better not be wack. The hype has been enormous! *Crosses fingers*
Edumacated Meezy. Lol
My new boo Hedwig! I love him :)
March 25th, 8pm Central time Mad Men returns! I’m not gonna lie I can’t wait to see what Don Draper’s triflin shiftless @$$ is up to this year. Set your tv’s peeps and check out the Season 5 trailer below :)
Versatile.
Now y'all know I love me some Tim Burton… June 22, 2012 Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. This is quite possibly one of the worst titles ever… But the book was entertaining so I’m on it! Lol
My V-Day nails… au naturale :)… and one of my V-day present’s… Personalized M&M’s lol
I hope everyone had a great V-day! :)
I want him to love me.
Brandon:now tell the truth
i look better than that nigga Kanye
me:Yeah
Brandon:see,...this is y we gotta make me famous
Brandon:cause i know lil college bitches would be hype to bounce on my dick
and ud be with me
id keep u round
like them chicks that took care of T.O.
me:Come on you're smarter than that B. You think hoes on Yeezy cause of the way he looks? Nah. Lol at "id keep u round."
Brandon:yeah
ud be on the team
me:That sounds slutty
Brandon:what does?
me:Me being on the team
Brandon:naw, thatd be the roster
u could be on my roster too... if u wanted but that's for low self esteem, regular groupie bitches. That ain't you.
but the team is the niggas that ride with u
roster is for the bitches
me:Oh ok haha. Pardon the confusion. I understand now lol
Brandon:yeah u hear niggas say i love my team right
but no one ever says i love my roster
me:I'm sure Drake has said that he loves his roster in a song or two. Seems like something he'd do.
I hope you get famous soon
Because I wanna go to award shows
I love award shows lol
Brandon:i kno
i dont know y
but ok
ud be my date to all of them
me:Haha. Yes!
Brandon:unless my mom wants to go or something
then id have to see if i can get more than 2 tix
me:Well yeah of course
Brandon:just making sure
but i wouldnt put no chick im fuckin over u...shed have to marry me before she got to come
me:Yeah I'm aware...Moms before Mia
Mia before hoes?!?
Word?
Yay!
Haha
Brandon:its always been mia over hoes
mia>bros>hoes
me:Hahaha I like that equation
Brandon:yeah u da homie
money>mia though
its money>everything
me:Hahahahahhahaha I know
Convo's like these make my work day go by so fast. Lol
Still love this song… But then again we all know I’m a sucker for most bands that include orchestral string instruments.
Where I will be staying in Paris come August of this year. I excite :)
Yay, one of my fav books is becoming a film! The Perks Of Being a Wallflower if you aren’t familiar is about an awkward 15 year old high school freshman who struggles to find a group of people with whom he belongs. Look for it in 2012! :)
A night out! Yay for date night! :)
