So, today is the day for lovers*. However, during this made up holiday (but aren't all holidays 'made up?' oh well...) I am choosing to honor influential individuals that were born on this day. Shout out to the urban sociologist Robert Park (google him.)
A friend of mine's philosophy on Valentine's Day..
Brandon: happy valentines day midget
Me: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY whore!
Brandon: if u say so... but for real niggas aint thinkin bout valentines
Me: I know, but I was conforming to the ideals that all of the excessive marketing campaigns have put in my head
Brandon: valentines is either a chance to get at new p****
Brandon: or a chance to keep ur gurl happy
Brandon: if u aint got a girl..or u aint chasin new p****
Brandon: its just feb 14
and on that note...
...and Happy Valentine's Day to ME :)
*According to Hallmark