Ask A Thug… Everything You Want To Know About Life
Question: How do you know if you’re the main girl or just another side girl?
If a n!gg@ doing it right then you shouldn’t know. But that’s a full time job trying to keep more than one girl happy and give them “girlfriend” time. My man Chase is the master of that shit, he got 4 joints in his life for the past 10 yrs that all think they his main squeeze. I tried that shit for 3 months and it wore me the fuck out, seeing the same movie twice, coming up wit all type of wild stories so I can leave in order to go see the next joint, tryin not to bring up nothing sexy so the one I’m wit don’t ask for no action cause I just finish smashin 20 mins before I got there and I’m good for the night. I ain’t have the energy for all that shit.
But there are a few things n!gg@s can’t do wit they side piece that’ll give you a little hint:
* You can’t spend the night at his house, his lady might be one of them “pop up on you” bitches. I learned that the hard way after a night I was on the phone wit my bitch and I started actin like I was getting sleepy. Now I knew better than to say anything so I let her talk my ear off for like a hour and after a few delayed and groggy “uhmm I hear that” and “say word” she asked if I was tired. I said “a lil bit, but I’m good,” she in turn said “awe baby get some rest” and I was like “yeah…maybe I should shut it down since I got shit to do in the morning.” I got off the phone and called up one of my bats (birds that only fly at night) immediately to come thru for some full contact sparring (pile drivers, figure 4 leg locks and all that…I do whatever it takes to pin that ass to the mat). So I’m in the clear right? I get to knock shorty down a couple times before the morning and clean up fore my lady’s next visit…nah. In the middle of the night my buzzer going off and it’s my lady (she wanna come lay up wit me cause I sounded cute on the phone). Told shorty to use the fire escape and I opened all the windows in the house to disguise the smell of good fuckin in the air. The only reason I ain’t get busted was cause one, my bat was scared of my bitch cause she heard how she cut this other girl I was cheatin wit and two, cause I threw the jab step at my girl when I told her “the buzzer don’t work, let me throw my sweats on and come down and open the door,” it gave me time.
* Takin you out to eat at restaurants. That don’t fly cause he always worried if one of his lady’s friends is in there texting to come set it on his ass.
* Answer your phone calls on the weekends or anytime after 6, cause that’s his main bitch peak hours. You might get a text when he go to the bathroom (all n!gg@s in the movie theater bathroom text they other bitch) or a call if his girlfriend got a baby shower to go to on Saturday, but that’s it.
* And lastly, if he never have arguments wit you. He too busy tryin to fuck you. I never wanna be quarrelin wit my side bitch cause time limited and all that bickerin mean I got less time for fuckin.
So to sum it all up, I guess you can consider yourself a girlfriend if you can reach him anytime on the phone and you go out to dinners and movies on the weekends and come back home to spend the night…so y’all can argue and not fuck.
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on October 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm | Reply
eebubble thug is wise
on October 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm | Reply
local Im a big fan, but it seems against whats right to spill all these secrets.
on October 20, 2010 at 8:34 am | Reply
Ft Greener I agree with local here. you gave up alot of game secrets on this one
on October 20, 2010 at 8:47 am | Reply
Crooked There’s some pretty obvious ones that you’ve may have mentioned to him, but if you’re too stupid to see the signs, don’t come on this site asking us to help you out….Go be Dick Tracy on another site…..