Back In The Saddle (c) Aerosmith

 brandon:  u need to pass ur vagina to someone who is gonna use it
 me:  I use mine!
 brandon:  nott properly
 not if u was gone wear them out
 id see u and be like o…eww
 id prolly still fuck
 brandon:  but i wouldnt take u seriously
 me:  I think they’re kinda cute!
 brandon:  no they ugly
 thats like them lil pug dogs
 they ugly but ppl stay trying to make them cute
 that thing ugly

Apparently everyone is NOT a fan of my fashion sense… haha