Hipster?

me:I had fun, went to this comedy play about Shakespeare it was funny...Then I went out to eat at this Hibachi restaurant, to a wine loft and then Adobe Gilas for my friends bday yesterday
Brandon:o, so cultured thats nice
me:lol I guess
Brandon:yeah, thinkin bout u watchin shakespeare and readin books and shit, and listenen to old jazz on records and not cds, it kinda makes my penis hard, u like a hipster mia
me::( I don't think that makes me a hipster though B, just because I like reading, records, and plays!
Brandon:in big ass herman munster sandals
me:your hate for my shoes is so real
Brandon:i don't hate em. only you would see those and be like 'they hot i want em' nothing's wrong with that
He judges me. A lot.