Hannah:I came here to say that I don’t think we should see each other anymore…
…I don’t think we should see each other anymore …And it makes me feel stupid and pathetic to get a picture of your dick that I know was meant for someone else and you didn’t even bother to explain because I made you think that you don’t have to explain. So…
Adam:What are you asking?
Hannah:I’m not asking anything, I’m really not asking you for anything, I’ve never asked you for anything I don’t even want anything, ok? I respect your right to see and do whoever you want, and I don’t even want a boyfriend so..
Adam:What do you want?
Hannah:I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.
…And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like girl who wants to like…go to brunch and I really don’t want to go to brunch and I don’t want you to like…sit on the couch while I shop or like…even meet my friends. I don’t even want that. Ok? But I also don’t want to share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. And also, I don’t want a picture of your dick because I live very near you so if you wanted me to look at your dick, I could just come over and look at your dick. And I don’t really see you hearing me, and I don’t really see you changing so… I just summed it up… for you, and… I’m sorry that I didn’t figure it out sooner, and you must think I’m even stupider than you thought I was already. But, consider it a testament to your charms, because you might not know this but you are very very charming and I really care about you, and I don’t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me, so I’m gonna leave.
HILARIOUS.