FYI: If you’ve been f*cking her more than twice a week, for a period of 3 months or more, she’s NOT your f*ckbuddy. That’s your GIRLFRIEND, nigga.
And contrary to the wisdom of Calvin Broadus….you DO luhhhh that ho.
And I know she may have told you in the beginning that she was ‘cool’ with just a f*ckbuddy relationship…..but guess what…..SHE LIIIIIIIIED TO YOU © Mark Morrison.
But truthfully, its no more than the lying you did to yourself, my nigga.
-YOU were the one who told her, 'we’re just f*cking,’ but steadily took her to the movies and Applebees erry Friday and sh*t.
-YOU were the one who told her, 'we’re just f*cking,’ but instead of bouncing after you hit, you decided to lay there and snuggle with a grilled cheese sandwich and watch Adult Swim with her nose all burrowed in your chest and sh*t.
-YOU were the one who told her, 'we’re just f*cking,’ but instead of getting missing during the holidays (like a REAL f*ckbuddy), you decided to buy her that Target Gift Card and sh*t. (Yeah, nigga, I know it was only a $10 gift card, but you should know by now……IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS…..and just the fact that you were thinking about her @$$ during the holidays is enough to make her get a subscription to Modern Bride and sh*t).
So when the tables turn, and shit goes awry, and she flips out on your @$$: you have nobody to blame but yourself, my nigga.
You luhhh that ho……so why should it be surprising that the ho loves you back?
Per Shauna’s request… A lil reminder as the holiday season is vastly approaching :) … Special shoutout to Phontigallo!