With friends like these... Who needs enemies?

This week has been rough thus far... Read how those I am closest to chose to console me... Lol
Bia....
Teri:sorry bia... work has been nuts
Me:Slut
Haha
it's ok
:(
Teri:i've been awake since 4:45am
and i am still at work
i have been a zombie all day
Me:it's fine
I just found some other hoes to vent to
Teri:BITCH
i hate you
i'm having a rough day and you tell me some shit like that
FML
Me:Bia
I won't have electricity for 1-3 days
I’m jobless
No school next year.
I HAVE NEEDS... And you weren't around... *shrugs*
Teri:awww bia... want to skype?
Me:I can't
I'm in class
and I HAVE NO ELECTRICITY SLUT. I can't waste my charge on that!
Teri:oh :(
Teri:where did the electricity go?
B...
Brandon:still no power
?
Me:No
Brandon:darn
so what u doing
Me:I dunno, probably just stay at my place for the first day… That or…
I need to find somewhere to go I guess
Brandon:well what u doing then. Your bf say anything? Offer and type of consolation? Are you just sitting there feeling sorry for yourself? Do something. This ain’t like you. Fix it.
Luke...
Me:<---Debbie Downer
Luke:i can tell
you've lost much of your muchness
netflix night?
you can pick what we watch
Me:I don't have electricity. So my laptop charge time is limited
Luke:aww, man. sorry. i forgot
Me:that coupled with my crappy internet means it would take 4 hours to watch a movie
no bueno
Wellszy...
Jay:You good?
Me:I’m…I’ll be ok.
Jay:You’ll be ok or you’re ok. What?
Me:I’ll be fine.
Jay:What’s wrong?
Me:I don’t wanna talk about it
Jay:Did I ask you what the fuck you wanted? Tell me what’s wrong.
Me:I can’t talk about it right now
Jay:I didn’t ask for a long drawn out explanation. Just tell me.
Me:Later.
Jay:You eat?
Me:I’m not hungry.
Jay:You don’t eat because you’re fucking hungry. You eat cause your body needs it. I didn’t ask you whether you were fucking hungry or not. Ugh. Well I hope you’re at work cause I just ordered your starving ass some food from Max’s. Cry baby.
Me:Smh.