I'm the one that jaded you (c) Aerosmith

With friends like these who needs to believe in love? Smh. Clearly having friends like Brandon will have me jaded for life! Lol
Brandon:u gotta show me how to realy play my piano
me:you say this all the time
Brandon:and u never do
whos a shitty friend
me:because you're in DC
can't help you
Brandon:u was all like i skype this guy here and show him
me:but that's not effective
me:I show him how I made the piano riffs for his beats
Brandon:uh huh
u dont do nothign for me is all im saying
me:well I will when you move
Brandon:well i know u will then...
you dont try to assist at all now though
we gotta make inroads now
me:I do, I sent you links and stuff
Brandon:links to what?
me:wutev, it'll give you more incentive to move
for tips on how to learn and stuff
Brandon:haha, u aint shit mia
me:I'm aware.
me:but you still love me
lol
Brandon:whatever
like...id do better for u
u asked me to write something...i did
me:wutev
Brandon:buts its cool cause u right..i aint gone stop dealing wit u...i like u dare i say love u too much at this point
i aint got no leverage
me:I'd told you a mill times I'd give you skype lessons
Brandon:un huh, well anyway, new subject
Brandon:so, i think im more open to being remarried
i feel like if i look at shorty as a first wife, then its not as much pressure to make sure she perfect now
u know ..i just need her to be close enough
and then as we grow she can improve
and if she dont
i look for wife #2
basically...long term dating with a tax benefit
obviously, im going to need u to draft a couple pre-nups for me
me:ugh, I don't even feel like entertaining this convo right now
fine
as long as you pay me lol
Brandon:love and hugs
all day boo
muah
me:nah bro, that ain't gon work... You're wanting me to draft up a doc because you're actively planning on your marriage not being definite when you know I'm a sucker for love. You'd have to pay me handsomely for that.
Brandon:mia i ever tell u id marry u
u keep me entertained
me:you have shared this with me
Brandon:oh i have
dont do that
u always play dumb
me:lol
you have!
It would never work because you're not affectionate and you'd cheat on me lol
we've discussed this
Brandon:thats not true
id be right
i dont cheat on everyone
me:uh huh
Brandon:whatever
i dont
and i hug u
i was thinking last nite as i was watching barack do his thing and be great and all that
....i really would love to see mias vagina
i have to figure out a way to see it soon
me:Barack and my vagina should not be in the same plane of thought. But ok. Not gonna happen
Brandon:greatness mia
greatness
me:goodbye.
I'm sure this is Brandon's idea of romance lol.